Oga means: Master
Akpos who was a houseboy
sneaks into his Oga’s room,
wine and adds water to top it up.
his Oga bought a new wine called
it was a french wine that changes
if water is added onto it. Akpos
of this, sneaks into his Oga’s
drank the new wine and added
it. Immediately it started changing
os: I am in trouble, big trouble. He
the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and
were sitted in the parlour, while
was in the kitchen.
OGA: who drank my pasties?
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
No answer. Oga walked to the
and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i
call, you say “Oga” but when i ask
question you don’t answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the
you don’t understand anything,
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
stand beside madam and ask me
question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid’s
bedroom when madam is not
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, I say
who dey sneak enter the house
when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the
OGA: Wonders shall never end.
is true o, when one is in the
does not hear anything, except
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s
Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, I can’t understand
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