Oga means: Master

Akpos who was a houseboy
usually
sneaks into his Oga’s room,
drinks his
wine and adds water to top it up.
One day
his Oga bought a new wine called
pasties,
it was a french wine that changes
colour
if water is added onto it. Akpos
unaware
of this, sneaks into his Oga’s
room,
drank the new wine and added
water on
it. Immediately it started changing
colour.
Akp
os: I am in trouble, big trouble. He
ran to
the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and
madam
were sitted in the parlour, while
Akpos
was in the kitchen.
…
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the
kitchen
and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?.
Why when i
call, you say “Oga” but when i ask
you a
question you don’t answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the
kitchen
you don’t understand anything,
except
your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to
theparlour,
stand beside madam and ask me
a
question while i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid’s
bedroom when madam is not
athome?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, I say
who dey sneak enter the house
girl room
when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the
kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end.
Akpos, it
is true o, when one is in the
kitchen, one
does not hear anything, except
one’s
name.
MADAM: That’s not true. It’s a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be
tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior’s
biologicalFather?
Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, I can’t understand
anything
at all.

Author: Unknown

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